The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant

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Published Feb. 24, 2015 by Tantor Audio.

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978-1-4945-5971-7
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If you grinned at the title, you'll probably love this book

Note: This review is for the book version by Drew Hayes, not the audiobook version.

I was a tiny bit worried this book would be flooded with self-depreciation and/or just teasing a lot of actually interesting events, but it's hilarious.

At the start of the book Fred is a quiet, bookish, sweater-vest-wearing (vampire) accountant who decides to not only go to his 10-year high school, but to Be Spontaneous while there. He even books the hotel for 4 days, and carefully packs 4 clean changes of clothing, plus 4 days worth of blood, to give himself ample room for Spontaneity.

By the end of the book he's got an eclectic group of friends and they get together regularly to drink their beverages of choice (wine, beer, and soda), and play non-scored Scrabble. (It's not specified that it's non-scored, but with him playing words like "periodontist" and the other two thinking …